Triangle-Headed Alien Body Found Mummified In Peru, Because It Totally Is An Alien You Guys.
Website RPP is claiming that Renato Davila Riquelme, an anthropologist working at the Privado Ritos Andinos museum in Cusco, has discovered remains of something that isn’t human. Measuring at 20 inches tall, the tiny remains were originally believed to be that of a child, but Spanish and Russian doctors disagree.
“It has a non-human appearance because the head is triangular and big, almost the same size as the body. At first we believed it to be a child’s body until Spanish and Russian doctors came and confirmed that, yes, it’s an extraterrestrial being.”
Obviously, that’s the explanation that makes the most sense, and not a child that was born horribly deformed. But hey cool aliens!